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You bring manners, back to summers
And all your thoughts are beautiful
No fruition, incompletion
Yet all your thoughts are beautiful
You bring martyrs back to starters
And all your thoughts are beautiful
Bring back manners to my summers
So all my thoughts can be beautiful
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When will I finally find the strength to say?
That I don’t want to have sex with you today
Quickly got dressed and ran away
Cause I don’t want to have sex with you today
I don’t want to have sex with you today
It makes you angry but my love machine won’t start
Except if soon you get the looks of a porn star
Call me perverted, say that I’m gay
Still I don’t want to have sex with you today
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Virgin In Your Dreams
01:52
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There is a type of girl that kills my civil rights
Everyone she seems to meet means everything to her
There is a price to pay for the best porno sites
Call girls are expensive but I desperately need one
I’m waiting for the feeling
You know what kind of feeling
That special kind of feeling that signals inner peace
You always die a virgin
You always die a virgin
You always die a virgin in your dreams
Stories of incest and best friend betrayal sex
Delicious cocktails made from period blood and semen
Is there a chance to get HIV from a kiss?
And would you take part in group sex with three men?
I’m waiting for the feeling
You know what kind of feeling
That special kind of feeling that signals inner peace
You always die a virgin
You always die a virgin
You always die a virgin in your dreams
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Toyotomi
02:32
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TOYOTOMI
Don’t want to live don’t want to eat
Neither wake up, neither sleep
Don’t want to get drunk with my friends
Don’t want to meet no other girls
Because all other girls
Compared to you are just as crude as men
I will not ask you for how long
If you want me to wait I’ll wait
For you I’m gonna get castrated
And I will not masturbate
Is it so bad? Is it so bad? Is it so bad?
For heaven’s sake
Don’t make me feel like I’m humanity’s disgrace
Please don’t lean back
And don’t take those Muhammad Ali Eyes that say
“If you dream of kissing me, wake up and apologize”
Cause I’ve dreamt of kissing you a good twenty thousand times
My mouth is useless
I don’t want to speak or smile
It’s been a while, it’s been a while
It’s been a lifetime I’ve been waiting for you
I just want to plant a kiss on your face
I just want to plant a kiss on your face
It’s been a while
It’s been a while
It’s been a lifetime
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Santa Claus
02:14
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SANTA CLAUS
I packed all of the presents and put on my red suit
My white beard was a barbers dream, it matched my polished shoes
I never thought, but always feared the world's an ugly place
And people grew to be so bad that there’s no way to feel but sad
There's just so many phonies pretending to be me
That when I showed up you just laughed thinking I don't exist
You smothered me, made me a fool, disgraced and beat me down
Reduced a man with true love in his heart to just a clown
Are you doctor? A PhD? With a diploma in surgery?
Cause you performed the fastest surgery of which I’ve ever heard
You slit my guts, removed my heart and replaced it with a turd
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Stay
02:20
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STAY
I want you to stay, I don’t want you to go
I want you to stay, because when you stay
There’s no people but us in the world
I want you to stay, not because of a song
I want you to stay because when you stay
It’s so nicer than when I’m alone
This is the hole I call my home
Even its walls smile when you’re here
Please don’t go please don’t go
I want you to stay, please don’t go
I’m not Cassius Clay, I’m just a dog
These words that I say, don’t bend
These words are the most true
Ever sung in a song.
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Leave
04:00
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LEAVE
If you wanna stay go ahead and stay
If you wanna leave me just leave me
If you wanna play go ahead and play
If you wanna hit me just hit me
Will you go by plane?
Car or ship or train?
Will It come up handy if I say
Not much time has passed
Since you shyly asked
Weren’t you wearing your glasses on our first date?
You’ll get drunk and kiss men with funny names
Who “meet her, fuck her and leave her”
Maybe I’ll just get drunk and go to Laura
And give what I promised I’d give her
Will you go by plane?
Car or ship or train?
Will It come up handy if I say
Not much time has passed
Since you shyly asked
Weren’t you wearing your glasses on our first date?
Please don’t go away
Please don’t go away
I don’t want a girl that just wants me to say
“What’s the weather like?”
“I’ll kiss you tonight”
“But tomorrow you will be kissing my friend”
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Johnny Cash
02:24
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Dear Johnny cash
Mind if I ask for a favor?
It’s a small and simple task
I can’t believe
That a man can sing so beautifully
That the words he speaks can get inked unto our hearts
Dear Johnny Cash
There’s people in Japan
That never knew any English words
Or knew how English rhyme
Dear Johnny Cash
There’s huge men Russia
Ivan Drago’s cousins
Hear your songs and cry
It seems like you’ve
Lived everybody’s life before they knew
It seems like you’ve felt everything
And done it all and never bragged for it too
So if you’re capable of what’s been said above
It means you can reverse all Isaac Newton’s laws
So if it isn’t too much trouble for you sir
Stop singing about her
You’re making it harder
Just bring me back my girl
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Jim Carrey
02:41
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JIM CARREY
You’ll be hidden from the world
You’ll be hidden from my life
But you’ve been hidden from my eyes for so much time
You’ll be hidden from the city
Who will now make my life pretty?
It’s been gritty pale and grey for so much time
You’ll be silent, and away
And I’ll be walking like a stray
By the sea, pretending it’s still winter time
Took so many years to meet you
All I want’s a way to keep you
In the pocket of my shirt for all my life
I wished I could stay inside you all my life
Sleep with you wake up with you
Get amnesia and re-flirt
Keep you hidden in the pocket of my shirt
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I’m not sure if someone cares but I have lost my way
Love death yet imprison killers I have lost my way
But life waits for no one
Ask my heart or just look my eyes, see I have lost my way
Comb my hair, pretend I’m there but I have lost my way
And life waits for no one
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Michael Guratza Thessaloniki, Greece
Born in Greece, member of Bat Signal. Sworn enemy of open windows.
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